We had a lot of drama this summer.
You wouldn’t think it, since the walls are still standing and the sunlight is slanting gently down on the goats’ pen. But we did, in our small way.
Once in our yard we found an unfortunate starling—as Dickens would say, dead as a doornail. We trust he died of old age, peacefully in his sleep, although his posture was not necessarily one to encourage hope. Regan, who hardly allows us to kill flies in this household, was quite upset. But he thought, seeing the damage had already been done, perhaps he could keep the corpse? No, no, and again no! We were firm on this.
We should have gotten our first clue that evening, when as we put the boys to bed we sensed a slight twinge of old septic in the air. Sometimes our innocence, like our hope, is not warranted. It was the next night, when the ghost of the bird cried out for revenge, that we went hunting, and found a certain Walmart bag, knotted up, in a certain son’s drawer of treasures…
I will spare you the rest. It was vile. For days.
And then [this one is not macabre] there was the time that Kelly and Regan were playing tug of war with a blanket in the upstairs hall. He let go, and she tumbled backwards down the steps. Her father was also in the hall, and made an amazing lunge that saved her halfway down. She was still bumped up quite a bit, and screaming. We comforted, soothed, and settled… then carried her the rest of the way downstairs and laid her on the couch. She went ballistic—a piercing shriek that drowned out thought—and we found we had laid her down on top of a bee.
That bee, it turns out, was the forerunner. First he was just one, and easily dealt with—and then we found another, several days later… and now on these warm sunny days our upstairs windows are swarmed by them. Two to five on a single pane. Where are they coming from? Almost I would take Jehoshaphat back instead.
It’s been a little wild, these last six weeks. I’ve been canning and editing and writing titillating descriptions of pickles. Not joking. I’ve been weeding flowerbeds and harvesting from the garden, and celebrating the warm rekindling of an old friendship and the sparkling addiction of a brand new one. I’ve planted those poppies and hung the wall art and sewed the desperately-needed dresses for my daughter; taken a sick son to the doctor and sat in the classrooms and made the fellowship meal food and pulled off the birthday party.
I’m dreaming of a very quiet October. But you know, I really love my life. Drama and all.
The “titillating descriptions of pickles” got me. I enjoyed reading this update.
I wish I could just laugh at the absurdness of it all, but actually I cringe a little. Because this could just as easily have been an average day in my household. I feel for you, mostly because I know exactly what it’s like. Hang in there!
O my! That dead bird would have made this mommy very upset 🙂 Sounds just like boys!
When Wendy told me about this post I came quickly to read it; I was rather disappointed. I was expecting photographs.
I suspect you would be among the minority. There were many unmentionables in that story; only you would think of a photograph yet! [shudder]
is THAT was I was smelling in church 2 wks. ago????
Photos would be fun but your words are allowing me to paint numerous photos in my imagination for each event.