When I went to that painting class,
Did you say to me “Make us a video of all Jolynn’s painting tips!”
You did not.
I cannot think it would be anything but
A whole lot of cheeky and insufferable
If I did.
One could argue that my last post was cheeky and insufferable,
But I didn’t know you’d take it so hard.
I figured you all knew
How to make chocolate chip cookies
And I was a late bloomer.
How do you know they’re good?
If you want an online recipe for chocolate chip cookies,
Complete with videos.
They’re all the same.
The point of that post, my children, was not chocolate chip cookies,
Though the photos distracted you.
There is someone living near you
Who can make cookies smashingly
And show you how.
The point, and I regret I have to spell it out for you
Because I am not always good at living it myself
No amount of detached communicating
Is ever as effective
Or as fun
Who in your community
Could teach you what you need to know