We do not want to be apart. For each member of our family, including him, this is the hardest part of our sacrifice. We love him, and he loves us.
The three-day program involves throwing away all the diapers, launching straight into underwear, encouraging fluids, and using the frequent accidents as positive training on rushing to the bathroom. YOU MUST CATCH EVERY ACCIDENT AS IT HAPPENS.
We have no house pets at all. But you guys are too good at guessing. I was all set for the Ghost of Christmas Past, or an angel, as Sharon suggested! One of our harum-scarum sons was apparently in too much of a hurry to meet the school bus, and left the laundry room door […]