How to bake a Noah’s Ark cake


When I was in my upper teens, my dad and I attended a Father-Daughter Banquet together. One of the after dinner activities was a paper for the dads to fill out, starting with In ten to twenty years, my daughter will be…

Most of the predictions were a variation of I hope she will be serving the Lord wherever her lot falls. But my dad had us all laughing, carried away by his prophetic sagacity.

Yesterday I dug out his prediction paper and found he wrote:

In 10-20 years, my daughter will be married—no question—after having graduated from nursing school with honors. She will be driving a 2010 yellow Beetle—a five speed with twin car seats in the back… with twins in, of course. Her two-year-old twins will be talking non-stop and giggling as they try to land pieces of pretzels on their mom’s head. My daughter will patiently explain the proper use of pretzels while fervently repenting of all her own childhood sins. –John Coblentz

He got a few details mixed up, of course. It’s two of my brothers who did nursing school with honors, and my sister is the one who got the Beetle. But fifteen years after the banquet, I have done a significant amount of repenting, and the gigglers just turned two.

And yes, they throw pretzels.

So it would have been nice if he had predicted them cleaning up toys or getting potty-trained or something useful. {Thanks, Dad.}

We celebrated their big event—uh, birthday, not food fight—with a Noah’s Ark cake I learned from the baking queen in my life, my sister-in-law Chastin.

Mix up two white cake mixes and bake them in seven layers, one for each color of the rainbow. (I don’t have seven round cake pans, so using disposable pans meant I could bake a bunch all at once. Don’t tell anyone I washed and saved them for freezer casseroles when this baby comes.)

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Stack the layers in order with a thin layer of buttercream frosting. (It doesn’t look “thin” on the picture but it’s compensating for the curvature of the earth, or something.)

You will need to drink lots of coffee during this stage, because you will know the whole stack is going to fall over. Miraculously, it won’t. The coffee will help with your other issues though, so it’s not in vain.

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Then top with a Noah’s Ark set of your choice. You can use a plastic one from your toy stash, or make your own. My ark, fashioned of cake bits and graham crackers, is what I would call a good try—almost, though not entirely, unlike a boat.


But bubble gum animals are super fun to make. Start with Bubblicious gum, those thick cubes, and shape like Play-doh with as many details as you wish. Dipping a toothpick in food coloring makes cute eyes and accent marks.



The nice thing about this cake is that it gets prettier when you cut it.

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Happy birthday, babies! May you live long and prosper.
(But that is not the proper use of pretzels.)

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8 years ago

Your dad’s prediction and your follow-up are priceless!

8 years ago

My daughter would love that rainbow surprise! And those little animals are too cute. 🙂

8 years ago

Shari, you are amazing… may you be blessed in giving your babies the gift of time and joy.

8 years ago

Those animals are adorable – I’d never have guessed bubble gum!

8 years ago

Amazing cake and detail. I think you should make bubble gum creatures and sell them. Also, your line about the icing layers and the curvature of the earth………………….!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I may be back just to read that line again and again because it strikes me so funny….and today I really need something very funny to make me laugh. 🙂

8 years ago

The cake is beautiful! And I am amazed at your patience and skill with those darling bubble gum animals!

8 years ago

I love the ending of this post. (the part in parenthesis) Fantastic conclusion.

Rach Eicher
8 years ago

I remember that evening… and what your dad wrote about you and Jean. I think she was to be a single lady taking care of her elderly parents 🙂
Anyway, good job on the cake!

8 years ago

keep posting cake ideas. I steal every single one! Those animals. . .too cute!

6 years ago

I looked forward to making this cake for my daughter’s birthday. It turned out very well! We loved the rainbow surprise inside 🙂 I took the liberty of only doing 6 layers, having just one purple on the bottom. I also couldn’t bring myself to attempt bubble gum animals- tho yours are adorable- especially since I had access to plastic zoo animals. Thanks for sharing.

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