How I Gained More Weight Than I Intended – now with color photographs!


Food, Memories / Tuesday, February 18th, 2020

Confession: When I went looking for a header image for yesterday’s post, I found more images than I could possibly use, and ended up dissolving into longlasting giggles on my couch, very late at night. That title, coupled with kids’ faces, is just more than I can take.

I thought I’d let you in on the fun.

How I Gained More Weight Than I Intended

#ohdear
It was all Chipotle’s fault.
Because – #carbshopping
Proudly in the sunshine I did it.
And I don’t even care.
It took a certain amount of determination.
And yards and yards of spun sugar.
How I Gained More Weight Than I Intended
I lived entirely on marshmallows for three weeks.
My Grandma made me do it.
Oh hi. I didn’t know anyone was watching.
Ever so sneakily, one cupcake at a time.
I am sort of ashamed of myself.
But only sort of.
How I Gained More Weight Than I Intended. #Oops
Oh I’m not smiling, it’s gas.
Pardon me while I just master this dessert here.

How I Gained More Weight Than I Intended.

There you go, folks. That’s how it’s done.

12 Replies to “How I Gained More Weight Than I Intended – now with color photographs!”

  1. So do you guys eat 24/7 or what???

    Just say’in.

    And of course, totally kidding.

    But pray tell, why are kids so absolutely darling stuffing their faces with food????!!??!

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