How I Gained More Weight Than I Intended – now with color photographs!


Food, Memories / Tuesday, February 18th, 2020

Confession: When I went looking for a header image for yesterday’s post, I found more images than I could possibly use, and ended up dissolving into longlasting giggles on my couch, very late at night. That title, coupled with kids’ faces, is just more than I can take.

I thought I’d let you in on the fun.

How I Gained More Weight Than I Intended

#ohdear
It was all Chipotle’s fault.
Because – #carbshopping
Proudly in the sunshine I did it.
And I don’t even care.
It took a certain amount of determination.
And yards and yards of spun sugar.
How I Gained More Weight Than I Intended
I lived entirely on marshmallows for three weeks.
My Grandma made me do it.
Oh hi. I didn’t know anyone was watching.
Ever so sneakily, one cupcake at a time.
I am sort of ashamed of myself.
But only sort of.
How I Gained More Weight Than I Intended. #Oops
Oh I’m not smiling, it’s gas.
Pardon me while I just master this dessert here.

How I Gained More Weight Than I Intended.

There you go, folks. That’s how it’s done.

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Admin
3 years ago

Where did you find all those cute kids? Do you run a daycare?

Jean
3 years ago

Ba ha ha!!! What a great laugh! ????????????

Kendra
3 years ago

????

Regina S
3 years ago

I nearly fell off my couch laughing! ????

Sarah Beiler
3 years ago

I love this!

Erika
3 years ago

So great! Bring on the food!????

Tina
3 years ago

I agree. This was pretty good!!!! 🙂 🙂 : )

Larisa Mast
3 years ago

So fun! Thanks for the laugh!!

LH
3 years ago

This post was just right for February!

3 years ago

So do you guys eat 24/7 or what???

Just say’in.

And of course, totally kidding.

But pray tell, why are kids so absolutely darling stuffing their faces with food????!!??!

3 years ago

Ahahaha I found this post late at night and nearly woke all my people with sounds of mirth. This is great ????