Look at this:

Ahhh. Fall is the perfect time for salads. This one has apple chunks, craisins, and sugared walnuts over fresh spinach leaves.

And an extra ingredient—well, what do you know? A note!

Yes. My brother Josh is everything that is excellent and amiable. Among all his outstanding virtues, he has this fault—he cannot eat a salad topped with fruit without grumbling about “these postmodern salads” and “what the world is coming to.”

So I preempted him. Touché, most excellent and finicky hermano.