Okay, this one is free.
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Rural legend #1: Pastor’s wives are perfect.
Rural legend #2: Christian moms don’t yell.
Rural legend #3: God is silent.
Rural legend #4: The true-blooded lady is prepared for every situation.
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Rural legend #5: Men are people too.
Don’t you believe it.
Sorry, guys, the jig is up. I’ve failed.
This is not a blog. This is not even an argument. 🙂
Oh, my, I needed the laugh brought on first by your succint post…and doubled by the above comments. Thank you!
Don’t stop now, you just started.
Well. You know. Example. Have you ever tried to play Boggle with one? They count everything from British slang to Morse code… and find five and six-letter words in places there aren’t even vowels.
Quick, give her some chocolate!
Oooh. This guy plays mean. Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth, eh?
That’s quite enough out of you.
Sometimes i’m convinced men are not even the same species…. 🙂
HA! This reminds me of the time I was a teen-ager and my boss (who had some “issues” of his own) was giving me a hard time. I said loudly–because I was not so gracious as you–“Man is the root cause of all the ills and evils in the world!” And he said, “Now wait a minute! What about Eve?!” And the retort flew out–“Still Adam’s fault–he should have trained his woman better!” I shake my head and laugh at my teen self . . . but he (wisely) said, “I give up!” and walked off.