I think I might throw up on you.
I can look even smarter than this but I’d probably break something.
Really? A lifetime supply of Reese cups?
I was born with a leaf growing out of my chin.
Plus I can see into the future.
I just robbed the second-largest bank in Paris using only a ballpoint pen.
Believe me, you don’t wanna know what I am looking at right now.
Oh I’m not smiling, it’s gas.