Why private photoshoots with kids are fraught with challenge

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I think I might throw up on you.

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I can look even smarter than this but I’d probably break something.

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Really? A lifetime supply of Reese cups?

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I was born with a leaf growing out of my chin.

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Plus I can see into the future.

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I just robbed the second-largest bank in Paris using only a ballpoint pen.

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Believe me, you don’t wanna know what I am looking at right now.

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UFO!!

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Just kidding.

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Oh I’m not smiling, it’s gas.